Your Questions About Easy Home Cooking Recipes
Thomas asks…
Do you think this is a joke is funny?
Monday
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Thursday
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
Do you think this is a joke is funny?
I meant to say
Do you think this joke is funny?
Fat Jon answers:
You’re a blonde, aren’t you?…lol…it was great…made me laugh…have a star…
Sharon asks…
I’m 12 years old and overweight. Please help me a d tell me a diet. PLEASE HELP i’m desperate?
Hi I’m 12 years old, 5 2″ tall and i weigh 115 lbs, I’m overweight and it always brings me down. I really want to lose at least 20 lbs it doesnt need to be quick but i want it to be lost by october/november this year. So i wanted to know an easy free diet that i could do at home with out joining or buying anypills or diet shakes, without my parents knowing, i’m a pretty good cook so recipes wouldnt be a problem, i tried bulimia a while ago and i lost about 27 lbs but it made me feel really deppresses and sick so i stopped and i put all the weight back on. I would really really really appreciate if you could tell me a diet. Thanx xx
Fat Jon answers:
How bout this stay off the computer, stop eating fatty foods and walk, i was over weight when i was 13 and ended up taking a 2 hour walk around town or 3 or 4 half hour walks on a treadmill
Richard asks…
Best recipes for post-delivery?
What foods do you cook for a semi-vegetarian new mom post-delivery? She’s open to taking broiled/roasted meats and fish which are easier to prepare, fresh fruits and vegetables are excellent, but I see no reading on dairy (which seems like it could help a lot) and I’m also reading that no diet helps relieve post-delivery fatigue.
In general I’m trying to plan a menu free of casseroles or similar highly-processed foods.
I used to cook for elderlies in their homes and I cooked mostly Mediterranean-centred diets (e.g. baked fish, olive oil+vinegar, boiled veggies, pimenta for the odd stir fry, etc.) But this woman is Korean, likes her kimchi and her seaweed soup (which I can prepare) though she likes some western dishes.I wonder if traditional comfort foods (kimchi stews, stir-fry dishes with loads of pickled veggie side dishes) is the way to go or high-energy low- or unprocessed foods is better (i.e. western-style roasted chicken and veggies, hearty western stews, etc.)
Fat Jon answers:
Hi fiber, low fat foods
things such as lentils and barley
I just gave out my lentil recipe, you seem familiar with the cooking though. A good lentil spinach soup would be nice. Or you can use it as a side dish and not so soupy, and bake some chicken or fish with it.
I don’t think dairy is the answer. If you are looking into calcium then broccoli would be my answer.
I also recommend she take more b12 during this post time. It does help alot and is probably depleated because she is a good healthy eater and has just given birth. A muliti and extra b12 will help her alot
Jenny asks…
What should I pack for lunch for my camp?
Well I go to a theater camp every day. It os very active and full of energy, and by the time the camp is done, you’re extremely tired. Well I don’t bring lunch from home, I eat what they serve, and it is really nasty food. Well I need to know what to pack for lunch. I don’t have like deli meats at home or any type of meat that is not cooked with gravy and used for dinner. Well, what should I bring for lunch to camp? The camp is 5 hours and I need a heavy filling lunch that will give me energy.What should I pack? And what are some good easy healthy recipes that 12 year olds can make? Thanks a bunch!
Fat Jon answers:
Depends what u like to eat. Just take a bunch of snacks healthy ones. Get sime protein In there too to fill u up and give u energy Good luck
Steven asks…
The local Blonde Diary.?
Monday:
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors loaned me the extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home to dinner and they found me naked!
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice so I took a bath. Can’t say it helped the rice.
Thursday:
Tried a new salad recipe. It said “prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” Tom asked why I was rolling around the garden.
Friday:
Found easy recipe for cookies that said “put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Something went wrong. When I got home, everything was just as I left it.
Saturday:
Tom went shopping today, brought home a chicken, and asked me to dress it for Sunday. I didn’t have any clothes that fit it. For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten.
Sunday: Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. How disappointing. When it came out, it was still hamburger!
Goodnight, dear diary. Tomorrow I’m gonna buy a bigger oven so I can fix Tom a chocolate moose!
Fat Jon answers:
I love this one here is all the stars i could give you 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