
David asks…
chicken for the two of us?
i have a jumbo pack of chicken thighs that cannot (for safety reasons) be seperated and refrozen at this point. I am stuck with having to cook the whole bunch of them (probably
for dinner tonight. What is something easy to do with them? Should I cook them and refreeze some after they are cooked? What would be the best way to reheat them after being cooked and frozen? Should I throw them all in the crock pot with herbs and water and then take off the bones later for a soup? Thanks for suggestions. To give you a heads up, if you are going to copy and paste a recipe I am not going to bother reading it- I am looking for some personal advice or a tried and true home recipe as well as some pointers.
the safety reason for not wanting to refreeze the portion i thaw is that they have already been thawed and refrozen once, and as a health inspector I am very aware of the dangers in thawing and refreezing poultry. It is fine once, but after that is when the pathogens begin growing, and no- the freezing does not kill bacteria , it just allows it to sleep until it is thawed again.
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Fat Jon answers:
I would cook the lot of them in the crock pot. I would layer the bottom with large pieces of celery and onions, season the chicken with poultry seasoning or sage and thyme and cook on low for 6 to 8 hours. I would eat a portion with mashed potatoes and gravy made from some of the broth. I would use some of the meat to make chicken salad (chopped chicken, celery, onion, relish and mayo to taste) for sandwiches. The rest I would debone and freeze in the remaining broth to use for a homemade chicken soup base or for chicken and dumplings for an easy dinner later. Good luck

William asks…
the blonde cookbook?
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper!
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it
improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
moose.
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Fat Jon answers:
Omg thats sooo funny. But the colour of your hair does not change your intelligence

Joseph asks…
funny or not funny?
Blonde Cookbook
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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Fat Jon answers:
I loved it! Thought you’d enjoy this one:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

Susan asks…
dear diary funny or not?
MONDAY:
It’s fun to cook for Fred. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Fred wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Fred brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY:
Today Fred asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Fred asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Fred did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Fred keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Fred’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Fred. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
SATURDAY:
Fred did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Fred keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Fred’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Fred. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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Fat Jon answers:
Hahaahahahaha yes that was funny av a star…

Mark asks…
Something for those who are feeling a little sad!!it might cheer you up!!?
MONDAY:
It’s fun to cook for Fred. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Fred wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Fred brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY:
Today Fred asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Fred asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Fred did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Fred keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Fred’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Fred. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Mo
*Chocolate Moose*
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Fat Jon answers:
Madelia Badelia (spelling?) Sounds like her
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Ruth asks…
~~ Is ” my Blonde Cookbook ” a good help for me to learn how to cook ?
MONDAY :
It’s fun to cook for Marvin. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.
TUESDAY :
He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.
WEDS :
A good day for rice–the recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY :
Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY :
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY :
He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY :
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
Personally i’d like to make baked Alaska BUT do they sell small bits of Alaska in stores ?? lol
Have a good Day All D
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Fat Jon answers:
Wow! I wish you cooked for me… Lol.

Nancy asks…
Would this be a nice dinner party meal for CDWM – which main do you prefer?
Thats Come Dine With Me – which I have rang about a million times since seeing they want contestants from my neck of the woods!!
Starter
Twice Baked Cheese Souffle (I pour cream over mine before baking the 2nd time) – http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/10784/twicebaked-goats-cheese-souffls-with-apple-and-wal
Main
Beef Wellington
Dauphinoise Potatos
Brocolli sauteed in garlic
or
Roasted chicken breast served in dolcelatte sauce served with 3 times cooked home made chips.
Pudding
Tarte Tatin with homemade vanilla ice cream – I’ve made this before and it is so bloody easy but gorgeous!!!
http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/chefs/jamie-oliver/the-world-famous-tarte-tatin-recipe_p_1.html
Cheese Board –
Really ripe Camembert
A strong Stilton
Garlic and herb Roulad
Cheddar with caramelised onion
Spanish Manchego
Soft Goats Cheese and
Blue Brie
served on a big wood chopping board with a selection of crackers,red grapes, ripe figs, dates and cranberry sauce (which i love with cheese!!),
wines
Prosecco when they arrive
A dry crisp white wine with the starter,
Medium bodied red with the main,
Desert white with the pudding
Port with the cheeseboard
(although in reality people can have whichever red or white they want with whatever course they want)
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Fat Jon answers:
-maybe too heavily based on dairy, many can’t have lactose
-both main sauces are quite rich
wine pairings sound good

Chris asks…
for those who know how to cook.?
Monday:
I decided I was going to cook for my husband Danny. Today, I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Danny wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said to serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Danny brought a friend home for supper.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today, Danny asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said to prepare the ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Danny asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said to put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must be something wrong with the recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Danny did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. For some reason he keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
We had some people over for dinner. I wanted to serve a roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Danny. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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Fat Jon answers:
That was funny..Wonder how she would make “Pigs in a blanket”?

Donald asks…
Sweet Treets Recipes Limited Ingredients?
Me and my friend are home without anything to do, because there was a hurricane and everything is closed. We wanted to cook/bake/make something delicious, or just anything to eat (preferably sweets such as cookies or something like that??)
We have VERY LIMITED ingredients (salt, sugar, eggs, etc.) I don’t have any frosting or chocolate chips
(oh yeah and we don’t want to make oatmeal raisin cookies cuz they’re gross…)
so can you PLEASE tell us what desserts/food we can make with very limited ingredients , preferably leave us a link to something ? Thanks sooo much ! (: easy 10 points best answer :]
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Fat Jon answers:
Maybe you have cinnamon and can make Snickerdoodles. If you have powdered sugar, you can make your own frosting for cakes, cupcakes or sugar cookies.

Helen asks…
Blonde Cookbook……well it’s funny, don’t you think?
Blonde Cookbook
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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Fat Jon answers:
That was cute ..love Blonde joke..why cant a Blondie make kool-aid…………..because she cant get 2 quarts of water in that little packet….lol
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